They Put us in a Threefer!

Tonight you can see the two of us 'old bats' performing live comedy improv at the Hideout Theater downtown.  They call the show a 'Threefer.'  That's because there are three performances in the same time slot, and they only charge you $3.00 US for the whole thing!  I have seen some bargains in my time, but this is a deal that would be fairly difficult to out deal.  I am told that the other performers will be a group called Shades of Brown and another group called Sarah 7. I am also told that we are not listed as performing tonight.  Instead they listed some fellow by the unfortunate name of Dick Rambuck. Don't worry.  That is a lie.  We are indeed going to perform.  You may purchase tickets ahead of time, but if you ask me it's a total rip off. They charge you a whole $1.00 fee just to buy a 3-buck ticket.  Save your dollar for hard candy, and just show up at the theater.  Much better deal that way.

Oatmeal!

Here at the Oak Hill Retirement Community, we take breakfast very seriously. I ate a cheese Danish every morning until Phyllis Carver moved in. She told the cooks that Danish are too fattening and had them taken away. Then all there was for breakfast was fruit and oatmeal! And maybe toast if you're lucky!

I was tired of oatmeal and want a Danish so I told Luis in the kitchen to bring back the Danish. And so he did.

Flo 1, Phyllis 0.

This morning's Danish was the most delicious thing I ever ate.

Hang 'em up girls!

Someone recently told me that wearing a brassiere would give you breast cancer.  Well... the Scientific American says that just isn't so.  I don't want to see any loose hanging fruit anymore!  Hang 'em up girls!!

Be healthy,
Ruth

Make 'em laugh...

Hello.

I have always believed very strongly that a good dose of laughter is considerably more effective than my damn diuretic. Science says laughter is good for you too. Here is a link to an article that says exactly that.

Be healthy,
Ruth

Battle-Axe has a web-log!

Well everyone. Thank you for taking a look at our web-log. We very much look forward to communicating with our ever growing fan base as we become famous. I am told that this is a very popular activity so here we are!

Be healthy,
Ruth